Summary: Jane wriggles out of being her friend Kate's maid of honor.
Opens with a descent hook that establishes how expensive a wedding Kate has in mind. Sets up that being her maid of honor won't be cheap.7
Jane tries everything she can think of to avoid the moment when Kate will ask her to be her maid of honor for the first several beats of the monologue. Great varied tactics to play. The monologue is a fully realized scene with plenty of reactions to Kate for you to play as Jane.
After Kate inevitably does ask Jane the question we see Jane try coming up with a plausible reason why she can't - she's going to die, someday ... we all are but what if she dies before the wedding and ruins it ..,,
Finally she tells tue truth. It's going to be very expensive and she'll have a horrible time doing it.
She succeeds in Kate letting her off the hook.
Button closer, we find out Kate was Jane's maid of honor!
Character's Age is 20's to 30's.
Character's gender is female.
Monologue genre is comedic
Monologue is from the collection of monologues Women's Monologues That Are Actually Funny