Monologue "Subpar Panties" by Alisha Gaddis

1-Sentence Summary: A woman in the "matching bra and panties" stage of her relationship is mortified when her boyfriend decides to do her laundry and discovers her most unsexy and worn out of underwear.

Appreciated: How the character is freaking out internally throughout the interactions with her boyfriend about the underwear, while outwardly trying to pretend nothing is wrong.
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​Character's Age is 20's to 50's.
​Character's gender is female.
Monologue genre is comedic
Monologue is from the collection of monologues Women's Monologues That Are Actually Funny

​Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage)

1. ​Strong Want - 1.
2. ​High Stakes - 1.
3. Tactical Variety - 1.
4. Hook Opener - 0.
5. Button Finish - 0.
6. Sensory - 1. Taste, sight.
7. Internal Obstacles - 1.
8. Past/Present Balance - 0.
9. Discovery - 0.
10. Restraint - 1.

TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 6